WHITE COLLOR STREET FIGHT.

i was sitting in my work truck in downtown fairfield. if you haven't been its noting to write home about. pretty small, mostly just a court house and a jail. i was sitting there at a stop light. it was a four way stop. and like any down town there is a few people walking around, as i was people watching waiting for my light to turn green. i see a fellow approach the light pole across the intersection from me. i see he is hitting the button for the little walking man to appear. of course he is hitting it hitting it and hitting it. like there is prize if you can hit it 100 times before it changes. then all of a sudden a nother fine looking fellow in a suit and tie starts pounding the button on his side of the street which is opposite of the other man. who i forgot to mention is dressed in a black sports coat and red tie white shirt and nice slacks.
  i am watching these two yahoos pound away when all of a sudden they catch each others eye. and ww3 erupted, they where yelling and screaming. pointing and flipping one another off. i cant believe it. i am gonna get to See an awesome street fight between two white collar dudes. a true fight club moment. but then as i think the two men are just gonna take a run at one another i take another look at the situation. they are both sitting there pounding away at their buttons!!!!! still trying to summon the walking guy, their rage was so great  but their witness was not. before i got to see the fight unravel i got my green light. i never got to see if they fought. but i was in amazement that these two men wanted to commit assault on one another but did not want to jay walk. seems like a smaller crime to me. but hey im blue collar.
     much luv stay safe.