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Friday, February 18, 2011

phone sex operator

     When i was 19 i called a phone sex operator. i had just went through my first and only broken heart. i was living in a small studio apartment,where all i had was a futon and a case of beer, my broken heart and tears.
    i had no idea what was going on in my life at the time. so i was just sitting there drinking beer getting really fucked up when i felt the little guy start taking over my mind. he wanted to play. the porn that i had wasn't working for him any more. he needed some thingnew and adventurous. and what he coaxed me in to was calling some 1800 number. so as always i gave in and did it.
     ring ring. ring ring. then out of the sexy phone gods i hear some awesome music then a pre recorded voice telling me all sorts of sexy things and right before it got hot enough to start the deed she asked for a credit card number. now in normal circumstances in no way shape or form would i have ever punched in that sixteen digit card number. but that night was not just any night. that night was a sad night and really really drunk night.
     with no idea of how much this stuff coast or how much money was in my actual bank account. i was connected to a phone database of different rooms i could enter. but before that data base i was connected to a live person who would take down my information and connect me. she didnt sound so hot. but then when the rooms popped up i selected one that dealt with hot girls ready to  ummm ya you get it.
      so there i am getting ready to pop my phone sex cherry. i hear a low whisper sexy voice on the other end of the line say "hello baby how are you tonight?" and all i could muster up to say is "not much just chilling." then she started to say something else that started with coc.....then all of a sudden the phone disconnects. i was a little shocked, i didn't know what had happened. but decided it was probably for the best.
     the very next morning i found out what had happened. when my bank called me and asked if i had made any big purchases in the last 24 hour. i couldn't think of any because you know i called a 99cent a minute place. so i didn't think it was that. then the bank person on the other end of the phone said the name of the biller and it hit me.....those bastards...apparently its only 99 cents to listen to the rooms names. then there is a connection fee of 5 dollars and when connected live its 2 dollars a minute. my entire bill came out to 150 dollars. and didn't even get off. i had punched in to so many rooms  and that was a connection fee each time. i was screwed. i must have been the only person to ever have their card limit out during phone sex.
  still the worst part was having to ask my mom for money to pay my bill. seeing as though I'm not a liar i told her exactly what happened. man that was probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to me. and now i have shared it. there is more to the story but was told i need to keep things short. :)
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