ACCIDENTAL GOLDEN SHOWER....

  so i started eating better. and the one thing i do know about eating better is that drinking a massive amount of water is never a bad thing. so over the last week or so i have been taking in about a gallon of water or more a day. it has helped drop a few pounds which i am really proud of. still there is one really big set back from drinking that much water in one day. no it is not the problem of always being crazy hydrated. is it the need to urinate. and the massive pressure it puts on your bladder.
      i drive a truck for a living and sometimes there is just no place to go between stops. i have never been the kind of guy to just go on the side of the road. mainly because i am way to self conscious of the size of my self when urinating. i don't want some one to see and snicker. i feel its every mans greatest fear unless you are a porn star.
    with all that being said. i was driving to day. and i had consumed about half a gallon of the jug i was drinking out of when the urge hit! i was driving from galt to acampo. which really is not that far at all, but when you have half a gallon of water in you. and your bladder is to the max it seems like 100 fucking miles. usually its ok though. once i get to the store i just rush in and use the restroom, well not today. for some fucked up act of karma the door was locked and the dude at the counter did not have a key. at this point my life if at a stand still.
    i proceeded to break the pallet of shit down and hand truck it into this store. trying my best to not think about the massive pressure on my bladder. i found my self not able to stand still for fear of leaking. i finish the stop,collecting a signature and loading the equipment back on the truck without spilling a drop. but the urge is there. it felt as if ralphie may was sitting on my bladder,dancing around was not going to suffice for to long. i ran through all my options at the time.
1)run to the side of the building and let the golden shower begin. (inner voice) no way man you can just piss in the open like that, someone will get offended.
2)piss in the back of the truck the box is designed to extract excess water any way. "no.how weird would it look to an out side person. some dude just pissing in the back of a trailer.
3)drive some place close in the little town and let loose. and that is what i did.
i drove around the block to the end of a dead end street. between two back yards poped on the air brakes jumped out of the  truck as fast as possible..but not before losing the battle of containment.
  yes i peed on my self. not a noticeable about thank god. just enough to know that i have shamed my self. enough to know that this would constitute embarrassments. the rest of the flow went as planned. and so here i am today. letting you all know that daniel welch peed himself today. i am what i always  feared i would be. a pants wetter.
    hope you enjoyed my embarrassment.
      love danny